Wilhelm's
Dam is Parade and his Sire is World Cup IV. He
is quite the character. Well to get an idea, I'll let Willy describe his first
night here.
"Here I am at
this new place. Mmmm. Looks OK. They got girls here and a skinny 98 lb
weakling. It must be all for me.
Time for dinner. He
thinks this is going to be easy. What I will do is slowly go over and when
he puts the gate down, I will charge over to those girls over there. Ha,
knew he would fall for that especially when I lowered my head to let him
think he could put that lead on me.
OK so he has me in
this cell here, waiting for dinner. I'll just bang the bars a little until I
get served. What's everybody looking at me for, oh, they are just admiring
me. Maybe I should bang harder to show my appreciation.
Dinner done. Look the
waiter is coming with some hay. Ahem, may I have more please, good he has
took my dish and is going to refill it. Hey, bring that back. Well no tip
for him.
Lights out, I guess we
are supposed to sleep now. No, No, let's party. I can't seem to open the
door. Maybe the lock is jammed. Took some time but I got it free. I'll just
survey my new realm. Oh look, a separate washroom. Oh look, two separate
washrooms. With all this I need some sleep, oh here's another bedroom
without someone going for a dump in it.
Wakey, wakey. Mmmm.
gotta go. Amazing place, ensuite washrooms. Lets go chat up the babes. Wow
this one is a bit miserable, she seems to think everyone should be in their
place until room service arrives. I'll try the other one. What's your name,
Babe. Oxanna, nice, Russian is it? She seems to be ignoring me as well.
I know, food, works
every time. I'll just give her two flakes and she will be mine forever. My,
the flakes are large here, we used to call them bales where I came from.
Listen she is squealing with delight. Oh Oh, someone's coming. Got to get
that cute, who me face on.
Hey he is not paying
any attention, he is checking on everyone but me. Ahem, I had a very
restless night, the noise is terrible and these girls invited me down for a
party. What kind of establishment is this?
Here I am next to the
skinny kid again."
As you can see, Willy definitely is
quite the character.
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